Wisdom.
At this moment, I am in the oral surgeon's office, sucking down nitrous and hopefully drifting off into the neon wonderland of bursett (an amnesiac that, during a prior procedure, sent me off into hallucinations of midgets and murderous leprechauns). Something tells me I'll be out of commission for most of today, so I figured I'd test the scheduling capacity of Movable Type and put up this wonderful explanatory message.
Here's to hoping that removing one impacted, decaying, erupting wisdom tooth and one nonfunctioning but non-impacted wisdom tooth will fix the TMJ problems I've had since February. I'll post an update to the site once I've regained the ability to put more than two words together.